9 Useless Tips That Can Save Your life If a Bear Ever Attacks You

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    Bear - BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A COUPLE MINUTES LATER BEARMAGEDDON,cOM
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    Font - BEAR SURVIVAL TIP: BEFRIEND SOMEONE FATTER THAN YOU BEARMAGEDDON,COM
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    Text - BEAR ATTACK TIP: TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER Bigger No, bigger Not even close IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU CAN LOOK BIGGER THAN THE BEAR BEARMAGEDDON,COM
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    Bear - WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE 2. Stab repeatedly until you die. 1. Remain calm, stand still. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY. MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO BEAT THE RECORD FOR PRE-DEATH BEAR STABS WHICH IS12 BEARMAGEDDON,COM
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    Terrestrial animal - A GUIDE TO HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH BEARS UPPER CUT RIGHT CROSS FRONT KICK X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE X INEFFECTIVE SUPLEX PILEDRIVER X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE BEARMAGEDDON,COM
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    Wildlife - IF A BEAR HAS YOU STUCK IN A TREE TRY TO PEE IN ITS EYE THIS TAKES PRACTICE BECAUSE BEARS HAVE TINY EYES BUT IF YOU PULL IT OFF YOU CAN SAY YOU DID SOMETHING IMPRESSIVE BEFORE YOU DIED
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    Bottle - AVOID A BEAR ENCOUNTER EXAMINE YOUR OPTIONS BEARMAGEDDONNEWS.COM
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    Text - DO NOT SHOOT AT BEARS BEARS HAVE A NATURAL INSTINCT TO FLIP OVER THE BULLETS AND KILL YOU BEARMAGEDDONNEWS.COM
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    Text - BEARS DON'T EXPLODE THEY BURST INTO MORE BEARS BEARMAGEDDONNEWS.COM
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